I am Indeed Visiting Formosa
Remembering that I am a poor student, I am taking orders. I imagine AJ wants some type of dip, Ponce wants some type of camels, PJ needs Tums, Ryan needs things I cannot import, J-Hole needs more than I can provide, RedA needs an inflatable George Bush doll, BigEl needs Harper's head on a platter, Dwayne needs a bandage for that ass whoopin' the Stros are layin' on his boys, and Kevlar needs viagra. Oh, wait, Kevlar's significant other quit putting out once they confirmed their love through the holy sacrament of marriage -- oh henry bar maybe? Confirm my suspicions folks. Anybody I don't know who needs something can screw off.
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Bread, thanks for willingness to supply my addiction, but Pall Mall lights are NT$35 a pack here now. Not quite as good as Camels, but at that price I'm just losing money smoking anything else.
Make sure the George Bush doll comes with a realistic vinyl pussy.
You know, a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale would be fine, too.
kodiak wintergreen, as many cans as you can carry. I find twenty to be a good round number. COD of course, and a few beers for good measure. Cheers Aj
aj,
serious question: do they generally sell dip in american duty free or is best purchased beforehand?
I'm assuming that ass-kickin that the Stros are delivering is of the fantasy type as the real life ones are learning to poop like a horse.
Oh, could you get me Jim Nabors autograph?
Petra and I bought a fan for the guest room if you would like to stay there.
Oh henry or Reeses Pieces, thanks. and unless someone is out of town.. you can't stay here.
Best get it before hand, never seen it duty free. Seriously thanks in advance.
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