A great lie and 5,000 feet to the hole

The theme of the Lubbock 4th of July parade.

The gay and lesbian float - though I didn't know and had to be told. A little more, uh, less vocal and more traditional than the Kevlar's Antigonish float.
What 4th of July parade would be complete without the bail bond truck? I'm not sure, but I think it followed directly behind the gay and lesbian float.