Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Lupus? Is it Lupus?

I tried to put my motorcycle helmet on this morning and it didn't fit right.

It was tight and uncomfortable in spots.

The helmet appears undamaged, so logically it must be that my head changed overnight.

Maybe some fast growing skull cancer.

Seriously, how can a piece molded styrofoam in a plastic shell fit loosely on my head one day and then suddenly become out of whack the next?

I'm blaming Chen Shui-Bian for now, but if anyone has a better idea, let me know.


Karl said...

Causes of Swollen head:

The following medical conditions are some of the possible causes of Swollen head. There are likely to be other possible causes, so ask your doctor about your symptoms.

* Hydrocephalus
* Swollen brain
* Elevated intracranial pressure
* Paget's disease of bone
* Congenital brain disorders
* Gigantism
* Acromegaly

Anonymous said...

monsterous ego attack?