God Damn Squirrel
My rental house has a nice peach tree in the back.
There are a lot of peaches this season, and I have been watching them ripen up.
Then, when they finally get ripe, some god damn squirrel comes over and eats a bite or two out of each peach and leaves them to rot. The tree is full of yellow peaches with the red and orange ones on the ground with a chunk off them.
So now I have to pick them a little less than ripe to beat the squirrels.
If I were a Texan I would shoot the squirrel's and eat the peaches in squirrel pie form.
IJ, how do I BBQ squirrel?
2 comments:
use a blow gun. asian style. b
Not to hijack the post but........
World Youth Baseball 2009 Tourney is in Taichung. We stole hosting it from Venezuela. Semis today: US/Mexico
& Cuba/Venez. Winners meet on Sunday. All games at the new stadium. Can you say "ballpark anyone ?"
http://www.2009baseballworldcup.com/index.php?id=9
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