Summer Events Schedule

Looking for something to do this summer? Here are a few events for everyone.

• Roswell UFO Festival - July 5th-8th in, well, Roswell, NM. They will have speakers, authors, family-friendly activities and possibly an alien abduction. There will also be live entertainment as War and The Alan Parsons Project utilize some of that alien technology to headline a concert.
• Testicle Festival - August 1st-5th, 22 miles east of Missoula, Montana, on I-90, Exit 126. Note: This event has been targeted by the Montana Highway Patrol as a probable location for deployment of its new 40-ft long DUI Wagon, featuring the Intoxilyzer 8000 and "other conveniences normally found only at police stations."
• World Championship of American Football - July 7th-15th, Kawasaki, Japan. Six teams will compete - Sweden, France, Germany, Korea, Japan and the U.S., including a 340lb. German and a DE from the University of Montana Grizzlies, Dustin Dlouhy. Sorry, not available on J-Sports (no relation).