nipple-rama

there is an actual title to this painting but it could be more fun to make one up.

can't help thinking of the j-hole for some reason.

"friends that like each other"

 Hey Ivo, what should we title this picture?

"Friends that like each other." This shot was taken before one bloodied the other's nose in a hernia vs back surgery early morning mist roll.

yes, these characters were here for a whole three days. it was so wet my rolling papers glued themselves together so we had to use em all at once.

Lost but not found..... Reward offered!

1 - John Wesley Lynch... AKA IJ, the old 1, elder, ob1...

Last seen extiting taiwan on a scooter



 Hey IJ.... How u setteling??
Drop us a line......

Or we may have to come vist ya JHole..... EW

Thoughts on a Foreign Land

Halifax is your place if you are in the market for crack.
Stoney had a nice summer.
Nova Scotia McDonalds have McLobster, which has actual lobster in it.  Unfortunately, it also has celery.
It rains. A lot.
Cape Breton makes for a good place to spend some time.
New Brunswick duels with Maine for most boring place to drive across due to an inordinate amount of trees.
Kevlar's parents are about as nice a pair of people as you would ever want to meet.  Kevlar's brother is cool.  Kevlar's brother's girlfriend likes to talk.  Kind of a female version of Red A.
The Canadians will tax you any way they can.  Exhibit 1:  Not only do you pay the price per litre, but on top of that you have to a pay a fuel distribution surcharge at the end.  $30 bucks in the States for a tank, $50 in Canuckistan.
Ivo and Burl are pretty high up on the cute meter (actual quote from Ivo:  Brett, get off the raft for a second, I'm going to do something amazing.).
My body does not recover from an all night drinking session with Stoney and Kevlar like it once did -- drinking until sun-up resulted in sleeping until sun-down.
There are several unprotected borders in New Brunswick.  I've sent the appropriate letter to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to ensure this situation is remedied.
New Brunswick has a lot of trees (I know it's on here twice, but felt reinforcement of this idea to be necessary).
Stoney's lake house neighbors like to water ski.  Stoney likes peace and quiet.  If Stoney were American, he would have put a cap in their loud asses by now.  Instead he just bitches and whines.
Sandy is all in on this no longer a vegetarian thing.  Atta girl!
A lobster pound is a good place to buy fresh lobster on the cheap.
Antigonish has 5,000 people.  A tour of Antigonish takes one hour by car.  A pizza from The Wheel takes thirty minutes.
If Stoney and Kevlar's parents had grown up in the same neck of the woods, they would be best buddies.  The mothers are crafty and the dads have serious DIY skills.
Bill Clinton visited Antigonish to inaugurate a new building a few years ago.
CBC radio weather reports are automated.  Sounds like you are calling Time whenever it gives you the forecast.

2004 ??

Last week I saw these two yahoos. Great belly laughs!

Happy Independence Day

wounder y the Canadians didn't post anything bout Canada Day, O'well

Happy Texas Day!!

Getting the DFW ready for IJ

Git yer guns up!

The Texas Tech coach and her seven chessmasters who won their second straight national championship this month will all return next year to defend their title. But they'll be doing it at a different school.

In an unprecedented move in the world of college competition, Texas Tech's entire team will transfer to Webster University in the chess hotbed of St. Louis, home to the World Chess Hall of Fame. The private university promised more funding for the team and access to a new, 6,000-square-foot learning center in the city.

Unlike athletes who play college activities governed by the NCAA, chess players can transfer without sitting out for a year.

Coach Susan Polgar chose Webster because of its ties to its home city's chess community. "St. Louis today is the center of chess in America," she told the Associated Press. "It just seemed like a perfect fit."

Polgar is a self-taught prodigy from Hungary who became the top-ranked female player in the world at 15 and has multiple world records related to the game. She developed Texas Tech into an unlikely chess powerhouse since her arrival in 2007. The team's success drew numerous suitors from universities looking to improve their chess programs. When Webster offered full scholarships for all players, Polgar was sold.

Her foreign team -- members come from Iran, Germany, Israel, Brazil, Azerbaijan and Hungary -- said it had no qualms about moving.

Does Chaon know about this?

Newest segment of the show: The fix is in (but you knew that already)

Update:

Rubber dolls, WTF?

http://www.realmodel.com.tw/en_index1.asp

longoria has jedi like reflexes

yes! only 2 weeks til pitchers and catchers report.

yes, it seems that way

Pest Control

Astros to Change Name?

Bread, you must be apoplectic.

They're not gonna go with Asstros are they? 'cause that's my idea - I wrote them about that years ago.

I think I saw the sidewalk light up

I know nobody comes here anymore but

I wish I could love my job like this guy loves his.

Straight outta Manila.

Married?

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess,

Will you marry me? The Princess said, NO!

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny

big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie

bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain

Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony

and ate pussies and fucked cheerleaders in the ass and kept his house and guns and

never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family

thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and

left the toilet seat up The end

Pretty Cool

Jetman

Chinese Inflation...

Some famous finance guy in China gave a closed door speech on how China is in deep trouble and possibly bankrupt. He told everyone not to record his speech or put it on the internet...so naturally its on youtube now.

Take this all with a grain of salt or two, but here's the link.

Key points is that a lot of Chinese growth the past few years is just stimulus money and loans spent on real estate, and that as these loans go bad, the shit will hit the fan.

He claims inflation is really running at 16%...which might be good news for my RMB appreciation-wise if China was trying to really stop it. But its scary when a bank account only pays 5% for a 3 year CD.

Plus, if China has an economic collapse, the value of the RMB probably won't be going up...should have cashed out last visit. Thought about it but was lazy.

Oh, well, everything seems to be falling apart this year, so why not one more thing...get it over with fast.

This is what I'm talking aboot! (click to link)

I can screw the pooch for much, much less.