Excerpt from Tony Hillerman's Coyote Waits that made me chuckle:

Lt. Joe Leaphorn talking to exiled FBI agent Jay Kennedy:

"You ever been to China?" Leaphorn asked.

Kennedy laughed. "Not yet." ...

"Think you'd like to go?"

Kennedy laughed again. " It's on my wish list," he said. "
Right after Angola, Antarctica, Bangladesh, Lubbock, Texas, and the Australian
outback."

Maybe some Texas cop locked up one time.