Stoney's Version of Baseball

Okay, let's clarify something. In 2003, Smoltz, Maddox and Glavine ALL played for the Braves. You traded Maddox to the Cubs, Glavine to the Mets and who knows where Smoltz played (probably with the Expos). You hit two home runs off piss ass Ortiz while my number two (Hampton) was warming up and made the two runs stand up. I'm sure had I had one of the big three, back to back jacks would not have been in the cards. Granted I still would be trying to score while swinging at balls in the dirt, but that's another story.