How tough calendar

I had a conversation the other day with my brother wherein he indicated that he had a calendar up in his apartment devoted to the toughness of Chuck Norris (hey, at least it's not livestock, right?).

He described some of them to me and we had some laughs.

For instance,

"Chuck Norris is so tough that he sleeps with a pillow under his gun."

or

"There are no doors in Chuck Norris' house. He just walks through walls."

Awesome.

There's a pretty exhaustive list here - HowToughIsChuckNorris

I like #3, #14 etc. Some are better than others of course - I'll leave you with this -

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Happy America day fellers! -