Monday, August 20, 2007

Caption Contest

3 comments:

  1. A Taiwanese Boeing 737-800 immolates itself in protest over the failed UN membership attempt.

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  2. No! No! No!

    How many times do I have to explain it to you:

    Barbecue is meat cooked in the dry heat of wood coals at temperatures around the boiling point of water (212*F at sea level).

    Since the average burning temperature for jet fuel is 550*F, I can only conclude that you have totally messed up that cookout.

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  3. An investigation by China Airlines into the cause of the accident is expected to conclude: "Ghost Month - Duh!"

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