Things learned from Korea

As most readers know I spent the weekend in Korea. Went hiking, visited markets, checked out girls, ate at Dunkin' Donuts, and basically had a nice couple of days. Here are some notes on Korea for those interested in going:

One: Korean women are hot, really hot.
Two: When your brother gets loaded on So-ju the night before you arrive, it's best to delay arrival until the next day in order to avoid the puke smell in the hotel room.
Three: Best not to call Koreans 'dog-eaters' to their face (be warned Petra).
Four: Business hotels are nice, but not two hundred dollars worth of nice.
Five: Seoul can seem sterile when in the business district, but beyond that it's a pretty cool town.
Six: When walking with the secretary for the Ghanian ambassador (Korean female), politely nod when she says "Taiwanese women don't know how to take care of themselves, I mean, they don't wear any cosmetics."
Seven: Korean women wear lots of cosmetics.

Anyhow, for you prospective Korean travelers, I hope this helps. For those of you care not of such triviality, find another blog!