Thursday, May 25, 2006

ADVICE NEEDED - URGENT!!!!

I have to take my physical for a permanent ARC tomorrow. Haven't had to do one in years.

So, RYE, how again do I handle the stool sample?

If I recall correctly, you had the best technique...or was it J-Hole?
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4 comments:

  1. RyeMay 25, 2006 6:47 PM

    stick da tube as far up yer ass as u can
    and push

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  2. JasonMay 25, 2006 9:05 PM

    Remember that when picking up the excrement to put in the sealed bottle, the gentleman always uses the salad fork, and never the dinner fork.

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  3. J-holeMay 26, 2006 2:31 PM

    Not naming any names, but I think the "Blunderbuss" method was recommended by a certain Maritime blogger.

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  4. AnonymousMay 26, 2006 3:00 PM

    The nurse helped me with mine. Slender fingers, but hell nails.

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