
Friday, March 31, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Poker, a card game, some shits and giggles

Jimbo is turning his heels away from the island. He plans to spread his wings and change pastures in the not so distant future. He mentioned he would like to host a game perhaps in the afternoon. On a weekend. His abode borders the empires of John, Kevin, Karl and AJ. He mentioned BBQ, beer and a fast moving game. Aj is prepping for a big Ta do so is unavailable to host. John doesn't like hosts. Kevin's house is too small. Karl could be at an airport. Red A needs to make an appearance. Who could show up on time?
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Found one of these in my shoe
Where could it be?
Charlie Taylor

History Lesson?
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners n amed Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
An d here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
HT to my friend Geoff
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Where could it be?

The previous photo was taken at YangMing Shan National Park.
The statue is none other than Lord Yang Ming.
Here is a photo taken somewhere in Taiwan. For those of you who have been there, it will be an easy guess. What is it? Where was it taken?
P.S. For those of you who met my twin brother on Sunday afternoon. Sorry for his druken rudeness. He tells me he's still hung over today.
Porno Question
Are these not the best set of breasts you have ever seen?
Seriously, I need more input to validate my opinion, so take some time to check them out.
Mid-Week Miscellany
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Anyone who went on last weekend's diving trip to Green Island is invited to write a post and email it to me (click on J-Hole under contributors) and I will post it for you. Tell me where you would like to have links, if any, and include any pictures you have.
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Soho Street Gin Mill Comparison
Category | PJ's | Fubar | Advantage |
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Get your own beer? | Only if you want one | No, unless D-Wayne is uni-tasking | Fubar |
Food | YES!Well, no.Yes!No. At least not chili | Poutine - the chili of Fubar | A push |
Price | Generous pours | 100NT Taiwan Gold Medal | You had me at 100NT |
Bathroom | Hold your breath | Get your breath-it's upstairs | Salut Pizza |
Free Shots | When he's feeling good (often) or, when the Eagles score (Hope that he's feeling good) | Not Nova Scotian, but... | PJ's |
Sports | Cable, satellite and mis-taped games-looking into this "computer" thing | Cable, satellite, big screen and slingbox - looking for Jr. High school nerd to teach him how to use them | Fubar |
Banned Patrons | 739 | 0 | PJ's |
What is it?
Monday, March 27, 2006
Spring Scream starts this week
"HALL OF FAME STYLE, BITCH!!!!"
Link NSFW (language) unless you're Red A.
World Cup Of ???/?????
Sunday, March 26, 2006
No Parking

The doorman of my doorstep KTV decided to inform the driver of the blue truck not to park in front of part of his shop. On my way to 711, I heard glass breaking but saw nothing. On my return I heard a hissing sound, but didn't really wonder why. 30 minutes later the truck driver returns screaming 'the things about someones mother'. The driver calls the cops. More shouting. More shouting. Doorman runs down the street screaming "Wo gung ni sue!!" (maybe I'll pay for the damage). So far it is three flat tires and a broken mirror. Cops leave and shop closes... One hour later shop re-opens. Doorman picks up fire extinguisher covers truck in white dust, jumps up and down on truck roof then smashes windshield with fire extinguisher.
Why wouldn't he just call someone to tow the truck? Oh yeah it wasn't parked illegally. The truck driver needed a lesson. The doorman was bored and enjoys screaming like a girl. the doorman thought it would be good for business to lose his mind. The doorman thinks he is a parking attendant.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
Don't have a cow, man!
Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble."
Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
The Simpsons Personality Test
http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/
Fantasy Baseball
Friday, March 24, 2006
Where could it be?
Test Run For Frenchie!!!
Yes folks, the much anticipated addition of the computer illiterate bastard Frenchie has become a reality!! Unfortunately, the password for my Frenchie nickname seems to have escaped me.. I am using this name and this post as a test run , to see if both it and myself can function in the blogger world.. So , here goes nothing, my next test will be attempting to add pictures and what not... Anyhoo enough jabber lets give it a shot.... |
Friday Afternoon Test Results
You Are Barney |
![]() You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." |
Watoto Children's Choir

Watoto is Swahili for " the children." Recently, my wife and I viewed a DVD that was loaned to us by our church introducing the Watoto Ministries, as well as plenty of wonderful, uplifting concert footage. The choir is made up of Ugandan orphans, mostly orphaned due to AIDS and civil war. Established in 1992 by Canadian missionaries, the ministry now cares for 1,300 orphans. Please click on the title link for more information. The good news is that they are coming to Taichung. Their website just lists April 6-26 as the dates for Taiwan. However, the dates listed in the media package are different. The following is my translation and all errors are mine. If you work at any of the places listed, ask around and help to confirm these dates. After viewing the DVD, we knew we would be going to see them. My wife is even pushing to go on a mission trip to Uganda in September. While most can't do the mission trip, the concerts are free, so you have no excuse not to go.
4/29 - Chong You Dept. Store,B1 : Open to all media, maybe to public also
4/30 - Wu Chuan Jr. High Assembly Hall: Open to public
4/30 - Radio broadcast on FM 97.7
5/03 - Shin Ming High School Art Hall? : Open to public
5/04 - Bei Tun Elementary Assembly Hall : Open to all staff, student and parents
5/05 - Ming Dao Jr. High Assembly Hall : Open to all staff, students and parents
5/06 - Shin Ming High School Art Hall: Not sure on this. Need a little help PIMP.
5/07 - Taichung World Trade Center: Open to public
5/07 - Chong San Auditorium : Open to public
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Frenchie 3:16 - "I'll kick your ass!"

Frenchie - at left indicating the number of letters in his favorite words - has just signed on with Ni Howdy's American contingent to battle the staggering unproductive First Tundras contributors ( Skandar Kevlar, Theodore "PIMP" Long, Rye Superhigh Snuka and D-Wayne "The Hammered" Valentine). Sagging ratings forced Ni Howdy into the battle to land the crafty drink veteran, beating out rival organizations such as shoelaces.com and whattimeisitnow.com.
Where could it be?
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Where could it be?

Congrats IJ. The Previous photo was taken at Yeliu North East of Taipei. If you haven't been there, it's a must see on a beautiful day. "Cleopatra" is the (xiao ming) nick name of the rock moulded by the elements.
So, I make the challenge to another of our thousand readers to answer this photo challenge. Not who is in the picture, but, where was it taken and why is it famous?
Where am I? Texas or Iran?
TABC agents and Irving police swept through 36 Irving bars and arrested about 30 people on charges of public intoxication. Agency representatives say the move came as a proactive measure to curtail drunken driving.
North Texans interviewed by NBC 5, however, worried that the sweep went too far.
At one location, for example, agents and police arrested patrons of a hotel bar. Some of the suspects said they were registered at the hotel and had no intention of driving. Arresting authorities said the patrons were a danger to themselves and others.
"Going to a bar is not an opportunity to go get drunk," TABC Capt. David Alexander said. "It's to have a good time but not to get drunk."
Dallas comedian Steve Harvey agreed with the Texas residents who said the arrests infringed on individual rights.
"If a guy's got a designated driver, go ahead and let him get toasted," Harvey told NBC 5.
Texas law states that inebriated individuals could be subjected to arrest anywhere for public intoxication. Harvey and other North Texans called the measure extreme.
"That seems to be an extreme case," one man said. "You are self-contained, in the hotel, you're not going in the streets, it seems a little ridiculous."
TABC officials said the sweep concerned saving lives, not individual rights. Harvey and others interviewed by NBC 5 said they believe drunken driving to be unacceptable, although Harvey wanted to confirm that the United States remains a free country.
"Freedom of drinking should always be allowed, and it is only American to let a guy get drunk where he wants to get drunk," Harvey said.
I'd rather live in Canada than the Islamic Republic of Texas.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Where could it be?

I originally wanted to make this post more appealing by posting multiple pictures. But as I'm downloading season 2 of LOST, it appears I'm unable to do this.
Anyways, to make up for my lack of posts, I'll try to post a picture everyday for the next week or so. The objective.....for any of the readers to make guess at where the picture was taken. All pictures are in Taiwan, so I'm looking for a more detailed guess.
Women not Doable in a pinch
Big Tall Gay Karl's Mama
Blonde's named Julie
Ballerina's named Heather
Those that weigh more than me
Those that weigh less than Ivo
Friend's significant others
Mary Tyler Moore
Stereotypical Dykes
One's with unidentified diseases (identifiable diseases are okay)
As you can see, Ponce, I have a very discerning palate when it comes to females. I am kind of like a gormet, picking and choosing until I find the exact delicacy to stem my appetite.
Monday, March 20, 2006
If I were a complete asshole...
Oh, yeah, and I guess your fat friend could watch.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Pub crawl Greg speech '03

Saturday, March 18, 2006
K.R.A.S.H. (Kevlar Rye And Some Helicopter)

Canuck Piracy
Insert jokes in comment box.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Vegetarian Beer
ex: peanuts, pistachio...
Open a can of vegetarian beer (ex: not this) and fill a small cup with bourbon and an equal amount of water in another cup (to give to the Canadianer next to you).
Use fingers to grasp shot glass and place in beer.
Pour in mouth and serve (yourself another).
Thursday, March 16, 2006

Lookee over here! That's 100% fresh- ground chile powder. Not the out-of-date mix of chile powder and other spices sneaking its way into your cupboard as chile powder. That is chili powder - used for making the dish chili. Chile (with an e) powder is pure. Nothing else is added. The cayennes pictured can be bought at Carrefour for about $100NT for a 250 gram bag. To retain maximum flavor and color, prepare it just before needed. Throw the chiles into a blender or processor ( just about anything that spins and cuts) and grind to your desired consistency. Removing the seeds will lessen the heat and richen the color a bit. I leave them in.
Suggested uses:
- Almost any Mexican dish
- Chili
- Chile smoothies
- Basting and finishing sauces for the grill
- Additive in personal lubricants for those who put beans and tomatoes in chili
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
beans, beans , beans
*****Breaking News*****
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Vegetarian Spaghetti
ex: Onions, garlic, green peppers
Add a jar of vegetarian spaghetti sauce and
a small can of tomato paste with an
equal amount of water.
Add three table spoons of sugar
Simmer on low flame for about ten minutes
Add your favorite cheese ( half cup diced)
Boil about one third box of spaghetti per person
cook for about ten minutess
Use fingers to pinch cooked spaghetti or
just taste to see if it is cooked.
Drain spaghetti noodles
Pour in sauce and serve
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Now serving number...

That was the number of my DaChan chicken. They claim to be the only poultry producer in Taiwan to give each chicken an ID number and monitor everything about it until it reaches the store shelves. They promise a great tasting, juicy bird so on Saturday I gave it a shot. Available at Sinon, Carrefour and probably other places as well, the bird comes sealed in plastic on a styrofoam pan with a saran-wrap overlay. Good. It won't spill onto my bread and veggies.
This time I wanted something tasty, of course, and quick. Roasting is a easy way to do this. The recipe is very simple with ample room for you to add your signature touches without screwing it up too much. Melt butter and add fresh ( if possible ) chopped rosemary, thyme, and oregano. Because our new rosemary bush wouldn't survive a culling, I substituted basil. Salt, pepper and some paprika for taste and color round out the ingredients. Coat the bird liberally with the mixture and let sit while your fire, or oven heats up. I also put several spoonfuls in the cavity and rub it in well. Lastly, cook it. Cook at 385-400F / 190-200C and do not baste. If your temp is correct and you don't baste again, you will have a deliciously crispy skin. Depending on the size it should take anywhere from 40 minutes to an hour. You know it's ready when it reaches about 180F / 82C. A couple of caveats. The amounts listed below are for a medium size chicken (sorry, the labeling didn't include weight). The amount of herbs used should enhance the taste and accent the color. Don't use too much, you're eating chicken, not the Swamp Thing. Lastly, when barbecuing chicken, the skin is removed to let all the meat soak up the smoke flavor. When roasting, the skin is left on. It is the part the absorbs the smoke and seasonings. Therefore, when serving, use a good Chinese cleaver to cut bits that include both skin and meat. Wonderful taste with a great contrast of textures between the skin and meat. Because it's so crispy, you need to be careful when handling the bird or you'll tear the skin like I did.
- Butter - about 1/4 a cup or 50grams
- Rosemary, Thyme and Oregano - 1 1/2 Tbs to 2 Tbs each
- Paprika - 2 tsp
- Salt and pepper - to taste.
Friday, March 10, 2006
Dominos Marketing Meeting 2006/04/01

CEO, Dominos: I don't mean some low-end shrimp tails and lobster heads thrown onto a pie crust...I'm talking major face...you know...Rolex face or Eastern European mistress face!
VP Marketing: Hmmmm, how about we make the Perfect Taiwanese & Chinese Pizza?* Maybe like this?
The Perfect Taiwanese and Chinese Pizza:
XO Sauce
Abalone Strips
Shark Fin bits
Birds Nest
Bear Paw
frozen Corn & Peas (very important to use FROZEN, NOT FRESH.)
18k Gold flakes sprinkled on top
and of course, a Canadian Seal Penis wrapped inside the crust!
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm! I can feel myself gaining face thinking about it!
*adapted from David Alan Coe, The Perfect Country & Western Song....
200% PIMP
The New Rankings Are Out!



Frenchie's Birthday

Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Taiwan's Foreigner Friendly Government
If you have less than a year left on your ARC, you cannot use your Taiwan ATM card to make withdrawls outside of Taiwan.
Personally, I really appreciate Taiwan's government deciding when I can and cannot withdraw my own money.
Consider a young Canadianer who has been in Taiwan for 11 months out of a 1 year contract and has to return to Canada for a family emergency...I hope she remembers to cash out her account before she leaves!
I am also touched that they thoughfully change these rules at whim without consulting anyone in the foreign community. I can only imagine what will next, so I think I will be moving any spare cash I have out of this country.
Musical Interlude
Rough Day, as we lost Kirby Puckett (he of the wife beating antics) as well. May have to log on to MLB to see if they have Game Six of the 1991 Series archived.
Chainsaw Chuck

Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Yellow Fever Video
Oh, yeah. He also has plenty of Super 14 rugby ( though I think most matches are several days late) and soccer (UEFA) Champions League - live with repeats. GOD! Please let March Madness start today!
Ang Lee wins! Yippie! I didn't see it but Kristin Carroll did. Carroll a U.S. citizen who says she was amazed by Brokeback Mountain and the feelings it captured, was surprised to learn that Lee hadn't grown up in the U.S.
"How can he understand so much about cowboys and American culture, then?" she asked.
I don't know. Maybe it was because he wore a cowboy hat a lot when filming. Or maybe he took a time machine to the past like William Wyler did to learn about Romans, Jews and Jerusalem for Ben-Hur.
For the two minutes I did see, I was amazed that Will Ferrell and Steve Carrel could be paired together and produce no laughs. Also, Dolly Parton - Boobsicle!
Hong Kong
Suggested things to do in Hong Kong:
See Salif Keita live.
See The Bastards at the Wanch. (Amazing to wander into a bar where a bunch of old ex-pats are playing a good cover of Ace of Spades to an audience of people in suits.)
Eat a Pig Knuckle with German style potatoes at Schnurrbart - along with some Maisel's to wash all the heart-attack food down.
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Attention Baseball Fans!
P.S. Ryeguy, now is your time!